The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C) 
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. 
Canadians plant gardens. 

40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C) 
Californians shiver uncontrollably. 
Canadians Sunbathe. 

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) 
Italian Cars won't start 
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0  C) 
Distilled water freezes 
Canadian water get thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) 
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. 
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C) 
Hollywood disintegrates. 
Canadians rent some videos.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) 
Mt. St. Helens freezes. 
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) 
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 
Canadians pull down their ear flaps. 

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) 
Ethyl alcohol Freezes. 
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) 
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. 
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) 
Hell freezes over. 
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.